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After shopping at a busy store, Two women happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding their cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then 1st woman's  car horn beeped, and was able to locate her vehicle easily.
“Wow,” the 2nd woman said. “How dumb I am, I could have used a gadget like that to help me find my car.”



“Actually,” 1st woman replied, “that’s my husband.”
The Sixteenth?

 Wayne, who has been impatiently waiting for a friend: "Where have you been all afternoon?"



Friend: "I just saw the movie 'Henry the Sixteenth'."



Wayne: "You mean 'Henry the Eight', where did you get 'Henry the Sixteenth'?"


Friend: "I sat through it twice."

Train Station Rush

Two people went to the train station and as soon as they reached the station they found the train was just leaving so they started chasing the train, One of them managed to climb aboard and left.


The other guy started laughing so hard. When asked why he was laughing that he got left behind, he said, "The reason I'm laughing is because the guy who got on the train was just escorting me!"

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